The following were some real answers given by kids in their exams. The answers are so hilarious that I decided to share it here :-)
- Name the four seasons? Salt, Pepper, Mustard, Vinegar
- How is dew formed? The sun shines on the leaves and makes them perspire
- How can you delay milk turning sour? Keep it in the cow
- What causes the tides in the ocean? The tides are a fight between the Moon and the Earth. All water tends to flow towards the Moon since there is no water there. And the nature hates vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight
- Name a major disease associated with cigarettes? Premature death
- What does 'varicose' mean? It means 'nearby'
- What is the meaning of 'Cesarean section'? It is the name of a district in Rome
- What is the meaning of the word 'benign'? It is what you will be after you become eight
- What happens to your body as you age? You become very old and so do your bowels. That's how you become intercontinental
- What is artificial insemination? When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
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