Ego's Love Story

Read this story somewhere and decided to share!

Once upon a time there was an island ,where all the "feelings" lived .

One day there was a storm in the sea and the island was about to get drowned. Every feeling was scared but "Love" made a boat to escape. All the feelings boarded the boat except one. "Love" got down the boat to find that it was "Ego" which did not board the boat. "Love" tried a lot but "Ego" didn't even move an inch. The water level was rising continuously. Every other feeling told "Love" to leave "Ego" behind and join them on the boat, But love was made to love. With no other option left, all the other

 feelings escaped and "Love" died with "Ego" on the island itself!!

LOVE dies because of EGO. 

Kill EGO and save LOVE!!!!!

A little wisdom won't bite us :-P

** Be a good listener...your ears will never get you in trouble.
~ Frank Tyger

** What you see depends on what you are looking for.
~ Unknown

Fun Gyaan ;-)

Best are those who are constipated.....they don't give a shit!!!!
~by some unknown mahaan ;-)

Adding some color to life :-)

My mother and brother have been calling me scatterbrains for quite some time now. I keep forgetting stuff these days. I don't get to tease my brother for doing stupid things because he doesn't do very many of them. But me...not so much!

When I came back from my trip last week, I saw, much to my surprise that my brother had cleaned the entire house in the absence of my sister-in-law...He had even done the laundry!!

I looked at some of the whites that had been washed and felt that something was not right. They were all kinda pinkish and greenish and purplish...Hmmm. Somehow, my brother decided that it would be OK to wash a bright pink/green/purple top with a bunch of white stuff. Now we have a bunch of pinkish greenish purplish stuff. I was not going to rag him about it since he had cleaned the whole house. Now, wouldn't you think that after all these years he would know not to put the bright colors with the whites??


I asked him about it out of curiosity and he said he thought after a few washes the clothes didn't bleed anymore!! Well....I guess we could always use some color in our lives :-) Pinkish greenish socks are more fun than the white ones :-/


It's nice to not be the only one! They say that misery loves company. I guess stupidity does too!!!!

Epic Takeaways on an extremely boring Monday!!

Before I start the story, let me tell you that I have found no references to this story in the epics whatsoever.  However, the narration I heard from someone was so hilarious and convincing that I decided to post it here...

Once upon a time...long long ago...when the Pandavas were around...

The Pandavas, smart that they were, devised a method to signal each other, when they wanted some "alone time" with the beautiful Draupadi.

Each time a Pandava brother found her alone, he escorted her to the royal chambers leaving their footwear at the chamber entrance. Let’s just say, two pair of footwear was the equivalent of a "Do Not Disturb" :-) [Me wondering: They could as well have bolted the door...but on second thought....didn't they have doors in those times!!???]

One day, the third Pandava brother Arjun was biding time with Draupadi. That particular day, however, a dog which was hungry, decided that the footwear kept outside a room full of passion is no good!! So, he took a pair of footwear to one corner of the palace and happily chewed on it :-)

That same day, the eldest Pandava brother Yudhisthir got his work done and rushed to the royal chambers. Seeing just a single pair of footwear outside, he rushed inside right upto the bedside. Much to his shock and dismay, not only did he see the bed occupied but also more than he would have liked to see!!

He stormed right out of the chamber and called an emergency meeting to discuss this break in protocol. Soon, they all realized that a dog had been the culprit! At this juncture, Yudhisthir invoked one of his heavenly favors. Since that day, the dog knows only public displays of affection!!!!!

MORAL: 

1) If you are a dog, don't even look at royal designs!!!

2) An encrypted signal without integrity can lay your privates bare!!!!